I love the newspaper. I love reading fiction.

“I was crying on the inside, but on the outside, to the casual observer, and to …”

“I am the open, empty palm. You may call it ingratitude, bearing no gifts, but I…”

“A brick could be used in the back part of a director’s last name, to make an ep…”

“Newt Gingrich, buddy, the people of the United States don’t like you. And the o…”