I love women’s breasts. I love how they don’t blink when I stare at them.

“I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turned inwards, because …”

“I would visit Hawaii, but I’m not that strong of a swimmer. My strength is all …”

“You are getting a wooden leg for your birthday, and you are going to love it. I…”

“Love is orange, though sometimes it will make you blue. You might see that as d…”