I love you, Mrs. Montgomery.

“I’m completely in love with her. I just don’t know how to tell her because I’m …”

“Honey, I don’t run. If you ever see me running, you’d better start running too …”

“If you’re going to touch my wife, you’d better put a shirt on. Dude, what the f…”

“When I take you, you’ll know exactly what we’re doing, what you’re feeling, and…”