I made an ice sculpture that represents my love for you. It never melts.

“It’s not yummy gum if there’s no bubble. Just ask the Federal Reserve.”

“A brick could be used as brain filler for the political mind, just in case one …”

“Love walked in the door like a dusty cowboy, and I looked that cowboy dead in h…”

“Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.”