I made love in a HAZMAT suit. I think I contaminated the relationship.

“This is a cat’s world, and man’s just allowed to share in it.”

“Poor Chad. Not the country, but the guy. Oh, and the country’s poor too. I feel…”

“I want to meet a woman named Sherry who only drinks brandy, and a woman named B…”

“Your penis is a whistle. My penis is a flute. And I’ve got a tromboner for your…”