I made myself an “I Love Jennifer” jacket out of my old “I Love Jenn” jacket. Two girls, one continuous love. The I Love Jennifer is a little off-center, but then so am I. Better than being self-centered, as my clone would probably say.

“I’ll exhale hot breath into my palm before touching you, because I have cold ha…”

“People don’t know what I’ve gone through to get where I’m at—six tunnels and th…”

“I’ve always wanted to send a message in a bottle, with my message saying someth…”

“It’s so windy outside that there are waves in my cereal bowl. I was out of milk…”