I made plans out of hope, expectation, desire, and duct tape, and I broke those plans with my bare hands.

“A brick could be used to disguise the fact that I’m blushing. Oh my God, I’m so…”

“There are days when I don’t know how I live with myself. Those days are Sundays…”

“A brick can be used as a nickname for people who are slow, both physically and …”

“Here in Jacksonville there’s a road called Commonwealth Blvd., and today as I w…”