I make art like I make love—slowly, so I get the most for my money.

“I want to make love to the French Revolution. Or maybe just get some head from …”

“I asked the girl at the coffee shop out on a date. Unfortunately she said no, p…”

“I don’t want to step on anybody’s toes, particularly not mine. Especially not w…”

“My printer printed off blank pages. Is my printer out of ink, or do I just have…”