I make believe like asexuals make love—alone, with cardboard tubes.

“A blanket could be used as a Portable Night Generator. Just stretch it over you…”

“A brick could be used to sell new shoes to a man with no hands. I would say a b…”

“I’ve spent half my life searching for the truth. The left half of my life.”

“After I speak, my words merge with the wind, and if you’re listening, your ears…”