I make conversation like I make love to myself—I let my hands do all the talking.

“What I did I can’t undo. But I can address it, and undress you.” This is the ch…”

“I’m creative, I make up almost everything. But with all my creativity, I couldn…”

“Thirteen of us ate supper, and then one of us died. Unfortunately, he did not r…”

“I’m going to name my firstborn son 0123456789, because I want him to learn to c…”