I make love alone, because it’s one person faster than two.

“I like cream and sugar in my sleep.”

“I had some emotional issues, so I went to a therapist. And guess what I don’t h…”

“I’ll make a soup out of sound, and I’ll call it “Decibels.” You can get a cup o…”

“I’ve been writing for about eleven years. I went from elfish to elephantish, an…”