I make love like a balloon, and fortunately, my lover is a blow up doll.

“I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already t…”

“I want to invent a portable sink. It won’t be small, but it will be the size an…”

“I couldn’t have pulled it off if you hadn’t have pulled out all those years ago…”

“I’d like to change my name, as my father isn’t worthy of having the same last n…”