I make love like a flamethrower would make a good ice machine. But that’s OK, because I like ice water.

“I carry on about how much you love me, and I carry on my love like it’s carry-o…”

“Just because I’m hung up over my ex girlfriend, doesn’t mean I won’t hang up on…”

“A blanket could be used to catch a hippopotamus. But you try it out first, and …”

“A blanket could be used as a makeshift trampoline, to attract midgets to your p…”