I make love like a leprechaun, and I cuddle like a rainbow—after a shower.

“If you were to talk about your nose, I’d take everything you’d say at face valu…”

“This is my logo for Mike”

“A brick could be used to wash your hands. And after that, I’d suggest you wash …”

“We had a mythical love. Some would say, including her, that it didn’t exist.”