I make love like a lump of cold oatmeal. I apologize if that mental image excites you and makes you hunger for me.

“If I had a necklace made out of tiny suns, I’d only wear it at night when you c…”

“How much distance should there be between art and artist? I’d say no more than …”

“Dinner is served. It’s chicken lo mein. Oh and by the way, your cat is missing.”

“Bricks, bricks, and bricks could be given away at the Olympics, instead of gold…”