I make love like an albino sings—softly, and from sunset to sunrise (except in Alaska).

“An exercise in unknowing is not the same as not knowing or forgetting.”

“Governments are nothing more than elaborate Rube Goldberg apparatuses, operatin…”

“I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.”

“I'm not fluent in affluent. Still, I’m grin rich, and my smile stretches from y…”