I make love like I make lasagna. Makes me hungry just thinking about it.

“Love isn’t stackable and interlocking, like boxes or Legos. Love is like a one-…”

“The political system, it’s a shame it’s a sham.”

“Excuse me, madam, but may I rub my erection up against your buttocks, because I…”

“Today likes to happen before tonight. Impatient, I guess.
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