I make love like never, only less often.


“Let me be clear: I don’t want to make love to a mannequin—I want to make love l…”

“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. Th…”

“We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk…”

“I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, ove…”