I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level.

“Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.”

“2021—will it be a good year, or will it be just another two consecutive numbers?”

“He wouldn’t even understand dry wit if you dropped him off in the desert with a…”

“My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.”