I make love like the desert. Ever implemented a cactus during foreplay?

“When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for bein…”

“The eyes in the frying pan looked tasty. But as good as they looked, it wasn’t …”

“When I go to the bar, I never drink much. And to do that I avoid conversations,…”

“The Nile crashed in the Amazon while being piloted by Miss Ississippi.”