I make love with the accuracy of Joe Montana, and from a distance of up to 100 yards.

“Blankets could be used to keep politicians warm, when we kick them all to the s…”

“The question is, If I killed your husband, would you seek revenge, or would you…”

“With cars I like newer models, but with people I like older models. Why aren’t …”

“Arlington National cemetery is huge! But that’s not surprising, because DC is t…”