I make ridiculous like I make damn sure nobody sees me while I’m making it.

“Being strong is not the same as being a strong being. I should know because cow…”

“I loved her like elephants like remembering stuff. Those bastards just won’t le…”

“Nearly all of the men I admire are dead, because admiration is fueled by myster…”

“A brick could be used as a measurement of time. Yes, just think how stylish you…”