I may look like someone you know. I resemble an apple pie.

“I’m very proud of my body of work. You should see it naked sometime.”

“Dear Ian, I felt good. I felt like a Christian to the T. Also to the Chris, Ian.”

“A brick could be used as a blanket, and a blanket could be used as a brick, but…”

“Kent Ornado marries Sarah Urricane. One won’t take the others last name; instea…”