I may not be a horse whisperer, but I certainly can and do shout at unicorns.

“I’ll be 30 in March, and it feels just like yesterday that I thought tomorrow w…”

“Any advice I might give a depressed person comes in the form of cyanide, and us…”

“I haven't personally met God yet, but when I do, I'll ask him if he still belie…”

“My hand acts as a blanket for my genitals.
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