I may not be the greatest American, but I am a better American than all the people born in Canada that still live in Canada. I wish Justin Bieber were one of those people.

“Just by looking at a picture, I can tell a lot about a person. Right off the ba…”

“I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat …”

“I was hoping you’d leave the back door open for me, I said as he turned around …”

“2001 was a great year. It was the first year I declared myself the “Man of the …”