I mean, seriously, is a baby doll dress for the breastless? I don’t know.

“I was lying there on the floor, feeling a cold draft tiptoe down the hall and i…”

“People hate it when you call them on jackassery. That's a big fact of human nat…”

“I smelled like a really nice snack.”

“Gee, thanks." I couldn't sound more sarcastic, but I was willing to give it a t…”