I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already there, hitting on another guy.

“One word I’d use to describe space is lonely. The only way I’ll board a space s…”

“My advice is to never masturbate in Cockburn Town.”

“My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.”

“Excuse me, madam, but may I rub my erection up against your buttocks, because I…”