I mined my clone’s thoughts. I hope he doesn’t mind.

“Turn the fan off when I’m talking. It not only makes my words colder, but it di…”

“A brick could be used as a weight to keep the cardboard cutout of the Federal G…”

“Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday an…”

“I wrote this piece because my mailbox was full of bills, junk mail, and lettuce…”