I miss my ex girlfriend a lot. But at least I’m getting to be a better shot.

“There should be a language called Nail, so I could more naturally say, “My nail…”

“I don’t think I’d come off well on TV. But if you ever see me on, my advice is …”

“I haven't personally met God yet, but when I do, I'll ask him if he still belie…”

“I thought she was older than she was, and I thought she was younger than she wa…”