I moved my hand in and out of the shadow and pondered life and death. Then I put on my lipstick, pulled up my pants, and got back to work.

“A blanket could be used as a shield, in a fight with a cold shower. I know, bec…”

“I don't know where to look for jobs, so I think I'll check out the unemployment…”

“I’m not rich in paper money, I’m rich in packets of sugar. Actually, I’m richer…”

“I’m not getting fat and lazy. I’ve always been lazy. C’mon, I’m American!”