I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all over the floor.


“Tomorrow’s Pancake Friday, despite the fact that it’s Monday, and I don’t eat b…”

“I have an itch. Wait, scratch that. That’s just a tickle that comes from being …”

“People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, isn’t writing a spor…”

“I started writing to get women, or rather a particular woman, and I continue wr…”