I need love. Here’s a list of other things I need: eggs, butter, flour, and sugar. I’m making a cake for the woman I love—and another one for my lover.

“I wish I had money now. If only I’d saved my allowance growing up, instead of s…”

“I’ll make a goofy face at you. It’s just another stunning example of my ability…”

“Deep down, I’m an introvert. However, high up, I’m an extrovert.”

“I’ve got my hair conditioned. It’s not trained, but it is soft.”