I need to go to the store and pick up some condoms. But first I need to pick up some women.

“I have bread, water, and love—what more can a man ask for? How about pasta, win…”

“I would be up for a sail, but my boat is up for sale. I think I’m going to stay…”

“Water is nearly invisible. So is my love. Drink it in, but don’t choke on it.”

“People who have knickknacks are people people. Some are even named Nick.”