I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some adult diapers.

“I have extremely great aim when it comes to peeing. I can, for instance, manage…”

“A brick could be wrapped in plastic and sold individually to toddlers as toys. …”

“For your learning disability pleasure, I’ll be playing a song backwards.”

“Don’t scream out my name in bed. Scream out random fractions instead.”