I need to protect myself from myself. And my clone.

“With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come…”

“A sand trap is like a politician in its duality. It represents two opposing vie…”

“Most people walk along the beach hoping to find a fossilized Megalodon shark’s …”

“If love were a porch light, I’d be the moth. And you’d be the freshly-pressed p…”