I need your compliments to feed my ego, because it’s bored of mac and cheese. And honestly, so am I.

“If radios and microwaves merged, then the ideal pop song would be three minutes…”

“If you’re from a town called Away, when you’re home, you’re Away. But when you’…”

“I want to read the employment section of the Bible. I think it’s simply called …”

“It’s what you do in your free time that will set you free—or enslave you.”