I object! To shirts that have circular holes cut out where my nipples are. Even though I cut the circles in the shirt, I object to how fast the cloth frays.

“A brick and a blanket could be combined to create a blink. And a half a blink, …”

“I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is …”

“If love had a pulse, like a heartbeat, would you find yourself oscillating like…”

“I am illiterate. Just not in English.”