I object to that object that’s made of bronze and shaped like my clone. It should be made of gold, and shaped like me.

“A blanket could be used to foil slave traders. But so could tinfoil and leftove…”

“I have the Denver Omelet of accents. And considering I’m from Denver, it makes …”

“A half-truth is 90% of the story. The other 10% is tithed to God.”

“I don’t have to tell you, “I don’t have to tell you” before telling you somethi…”