I oft go to a loft aloft in the sky. I go alone, because I enjoy the company of a lofty intellect.

“Most people live life backwards. They party and kill time in their youth, when …”

“I make believe like asexuals make love—alone, with cardboard tubes.”

“To show the football coach I was ready to play tight end, I wore no pants and h…”

“A brick could be used as a status symbol, much like a Mercedes is now. The cool…”