I often feel like a camel in the mountains, and a goat in the desert. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“If you rearrange the letters of “love,” you get “ovel.” I don’t know what an ov…”

“While you weren't looking, I flicked a booger in your soup. Just my way of sayi…”

“I’ve been meaning to go shopping for boxing gloves, but I’ve been putting it of…”

“I could tell I loved her from the moment I saw her, right after she opened the …”