I often laugh at a dog that chases its own tail. But aren’t there some people out there who spend a lot of time “chasing their own tails?” Well, maybe those people should seriously consider getting their tails surgically removed. It did wonders for my self-esteem.

“A shopping cart flipped upside down forms a cage that I use to protect myself f…”

“Dear 30 years old, why are you stalking me? Please leave me alone or I’ll be fo…”

“I put tin foil on our relationship and stuck it in the fridge, because it neede…”

“Your dog looks dirty. You could give it a bath, or I could piss on it for free.…”