I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery.

“I had no idea he thought he was funny, tried to be funny, or actually is funny …”

“Once the bar gets set too high, simply lower it so you can keep on hitting your…”

“She’s the kind of woman where if you give her an inch, she’ll take the whole pe…”

“When he introduced himself as Dewey, I said, “It’s an honor to meet you Mr. Dec…”