I once got 7th place in a swim meet. Being top 8 is an accomplishment, especially when you consider that including me, there were seven competitors.

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“I remember that year as well as he does, though I was really young then and he …”

“She said, “You disgust me. How do you live with yourself?” So I said, “Like I l…”

“Are you cool enough to live on Me street? It’s a one-way street, you know.”