I once got a handjob from a glove. I miss the 80s.

“Don’t rub noses with a shark. It may be the last dental appointment you ever ha…”

“Moral codes are like the ocean. Some people live by them, while others, such as…”

“I use blankets like armor for cold.
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“My name is Mr. Greenblew, and I am not turquoise.”