I once got attacked by a bearskin rug, two days before it was a rug.

“Three Guys and a Goat is not a good name for a bed and breakfast. I know, becau…”

“If instead of a handshake you hold out a fist for a fist bump, I’ll wrap my han…”

“A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get un…”

“I can provide a witness who didn’t see me at the scene of the crime. That witne…”