I once got stabbed with a lightning bolt. True story. (No it isn’t).

“Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give me that pointy thin…”

“A blanket could be used to represent the Rectangle of Desire. In nine out of te…”

“A woman in a box—a great gift for the husband who has everything.”

“Fear is like a car. Either you control it, or you let it paralyze you.”