I once met a man who couldn't think outside of the box. So one day, while he was thinking, I taped the box shut and mailed him to Maine. UPS reported that the box was missing, so I guess he's still lost in thought.

“A brick could be held in one hand, and a stack of dollar bills in the other, to…”

“Laws are chains to the many, and whips to the few.”

“He’s half blind,” Orafoura said.
“Oh,” I said, “he’s only got one eye? They cal…”

“I made a necklace out of seashells, but I lost it at the beach. I don’t think I…”