I once watched several criminals engage in an organized argument, while an audience of supporters cheered them on, but I was so disgusted that I had to turn off the political debate.

“Most people walk along the beach hoping to find a fossilized Megalodon shark’s …”

“People are so particular. Unlike animals, which can be lions, eagles, or sharks…”

“I traded in my car with no gas in the tank and my new car came with a full tank…”

“The only time I like traffic lights turning yellow or red is in the fall.”