I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub can hold that many people.


“A tickle, an itch, and a scratch walk into a bar while I was in the corner drin…”

“I’m single, like a cheese slice individually wrapped in plastic.”

“I decide to go outside to enjoy the weather. Out of the corner of my eye I see …”

“When I first heard merry-go-round, I thought, “Does she? I didn’t know Mary was…”