I opened my wallet and gave him a coupon, hoping he’d open his wallet and give me money. Autor: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I’m trying to cover all my bases so I can be a complete baseball nonplayer. I’v…” “Mr. and Mrs. Foster are not my foster parents. Also, they’re not even married t…” “I’d start a war just to illustrate the value of peace.” “Some guys are the type of people who bring brass knuckles to a fight. I've alwa…”